everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:
- 5 gallons of homework
- mouthful of lint
- 20 degrees of facial oil
- 7 pints of china
- handful of fergi
- 60 mph of dad
Pluto Tumblr Posts photoset
OHANA MEANS FAMILY
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU
PLUTO IS CRYING
i want someone who isn’t in the fandom to explain what this video is to me
seven young men sit around a gym mat. someone had the great idea to tape a fork to a 10kg dumbbell. mr silent takes it upon himself to attempt to eat the cake-like food, and doesn’t do terribly well.
his friends look on and offer him some advice, but mostly laugh at him. mr silent doesn’t seem to be terribly good at eating.
this is a sneaking mission
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i like to now think of this post as if all the people who reblogged it are sneaking along with me
just a trail of sneaking
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FUCK I JUST WOKE UP MY ENTIRE HOUSE
harrison ford deserves every single oscar for this one scene
if this isn’t the best thing you’ve seen all day then I don’t know what to tell you
I ALMOST managed to get one in for august, but this is close enough to count, right? My first Sloppy Seconds fill of the year, the one where Bro is looking for troll models and a certain seadweller is happy to pose for the camera.
Honestly you don’t give two shits what the kid looks like. Your audience will go for it even if you get someone who got beaten half to death with the troll ugly stick.
The picture loads.
You’re going to make so much alien fetish money you’re going to have to hire somebody to build a swimming pool on the roof, just so you can fill it with sleazy intergalactic flesh trade dollars and roll around in it like an asshole.
*throws self at like ravenous lioness*
*fans self* goodness gracious.